Meanwhile back at the bat cave....

"You better not call me Stan or any of those other names!"
"Sounds like a plan, Stan."
"No! I AM NOT STAN. Dont call me names!"
"Like what? Like sweetie pie? Hunny Bunny?"
"NO! Stop calling me the names of animals! I dont look like an animal!"
"You dont? I kinda think you look like a teddy bear"
"I am NOT a teddy bear! I dont have fluff on the inside!"
"You dont? What do you have on the inside?"
"BONES!"
"Oh. Ok, well I think you kinda look like an octopus."
"I AM NOT AN OCTOPUS! I DONT SWIM IN THE WATER!"
"Yes you do!"
"OCTOPUSES SWIM WITHOUT FLOATIES AND I SWIM WITH FLOATIES AND I AM NOT AN OCTOPUS!"

2+5=5150

Moooom, its bruke.
(Mama!)
You mean broke?
(What?)
Yeah, can you fix it?
(Mama!)
Here.
(What?)
Thanks.
(Wassat?)
Mom its bruke again.
(Whats what?)
Broke?
(Dog Food!)
Yeah, can you fix it?
(Spit that out!!)
Here.
(*spit*)
Thanks.
(NOT IN MY LAP!)
Mom, its broke again, can you fix it?
(Mama!)
Are you kidding me?
(WHAT?)
No, its bruke.
(Ruff!)
Broke.
(Nice. Go sit, doggie.)
Can you fix it?
(*lick*)
Here.
(Stop licking my arm.)
Thanks.
(Ruff.)
Mom its broke again.
(I smell like dog food, thanks.)