Threshold of Hell

This is the bathroom. The bathroom my kids use. I wont open the door any more than that and if you came knocking on my door, doing a dance and begging to use my facilities, I would let you in, walk you through my home and into my backyard and let you pick a tree to water.

Children of the Corn

My 6 yr old loves corn on the cob. But remove the cob, and the corn morphs into something awful. And so does my 6 yr old. This standoff lasted 120 minutes before the kernels were consumed.