Stiff drink please.

"Mommy, where did Daddy go?"
"He went to get himself a sandwich."
"But where?"
"He went to a place called Subway."
"Where?"
"SUBWAY."
"Is it called Chilis?"
"No, its called SUUUUUUUBWAAAAAAAAY."
"Do they have cannon balls?"
"No"
"I wish I had a cannon ball."

(Me too son, Id drop it on my head about now. It would be less painful than this conversation.)