Would you like a megaphone and an airhorn next time?

I'm sure my neighbors appreciate that my husband leaves the bathroom window open all the time, so they can enjoy such wonderful mother/son moments like this one:

Mooooooommy! I'm done pooooooping!!
(ok, I'm on my way.)
I SAID I'M DONE POOPING!!!!
(I heard you. Stop yelling!)
WAIT!! I'M NOT DONE. I'M STILL POOPING!
(#$%&)
Why'd you say that bad word?........I'm done pooping now.