Its a game of Cat(sup) and Mouse!

So my 1 year old has only two goals in life right now. To get the ketchup bottle out of the fridge every time the door is open, and to get my wireless computer mouse when I have my back turned.
He is swift and stealth.
He is like a cat who hears the can opener and knows its dinner time. He hears the fridge open and teleports from any room in the house and is there instantly. Seriously.
I was already in the kitchen getting coffee, and he was playing in the family room. My husband walked in from the den and opened the fridge just long enough to grab the juice. He quickly closed it. We have learned that you have to be quick or else the bottom shelf of the fridge gets emptied in a matter of seconds. Anyways, thinking he was successful at outwitting the baby, he closes the fridge door, and standing there directly behind the door was my son. Ketchup bottle in hand. My husband did a double take like "What the-?" You dont even see him grab it, he is just that quick!
Same goes with my mouse. I was sitting here at my computer and both boys were back in the bedroom playing. I heard my 1 year old start crying. (I will later wonder if this was just a ruse to lure me away.) So I go back there to investigate. I make sure both kids are in one piece and not bleeding anywhere. Then I start grilling my 4 year old to find out what happened. I swear I only asked one question, and I turn around, and my 1 year old is right there with my mouse in hand looking all too proud. How the hell he bolted down the hallway, grabbed the mouse, then got back in the room without me noticing is beyond me.
He is like that kid from The Incredibles!
Well I better go see what he is into now-
...wait.Wheres my mouse?...... ;)